...too weird to live, but much too rare to die...

What is the proper way to begin a blog? Are you supposed to begin with a quote or song lyrics or something of that nature and then get into the actually blogging part or is it more appropriate for me to get straight to the point and tell you exactly how much my day sucked?

Sorry to disappoint y'all (Born in raised in central New Jersey. Where do I pick up this stuff?), but my day didn't suck today. But really who wants hear about my day? Are you that interested in my life? If you are... well that's freaky. Leave me alone. Anyway I don't have anything to complain about/bore all my loyal readers out there (approx. 2) with.

Wow. I just realized I have absolutely nothing to say. It's-what?- around 11:00 and I just got this strange impulse to blog. Let's try that quote thing I mentioned before.

      “You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar.”

Who said it? Look it up. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out.

Is the purpose of a blog for me to discuss every detail of my life with you or am I supposed to pick some kind of random topic and write somewhat of an essay on it? An essay with less structure, more profanity, and politically incorrect of course.

What the hell- I'll go with the latter. http://www.zokutou.co.uk/randomword/ The first word I got was affair. Of course this could relate to a lot of things but what naturally comes to mind is a whorish man cheating on his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/significant other or vice versa. This makes me think about the people on Jerry Springer and Maury. Wow. Those people are just-wow. Actually I'm tired now so let's pick this up again tomorrow shall we?

Your homework is to find out who said the above quote. Also remove any/all Nickelback songs from your iPod/mp3 player/whatever you may have. Don't ask questions. Just do it. It's for your own good. One last thing, please tell me "what the hell is on joey's head?". Goos night class.

NICKELBACK SUCKS. (oh yeah what now gus?)

Nickelback fans- Don't yell at me. Go fuck yourself instead. Got a problem with this gayass blog? Don't read it genious.