...too weird to live, but much too rare to die...

Don't be offended or anything if I don't return your comment/notes/whatever Buzznet calls them. Now that I can get on Myspace at school, I officially give up on Buzznet. Myspace>Buzznet. I only have 10 friends or something, so I'm not going to be missed much anyway. Have a nice life!

What is the proper way to begin a blog? Are you supposed to begin with a quote or song lyrics or something of that nature and then get into the actually blogging part or is it more appropriate for me to get straight to the point and tell you exactly how much my day sucked?

Sorry to disappoint y'all (Born in raised in central New Jersey. Where do I pick up this stuff?), but my day didn't suck today. But really who wants hear about my day? Are you that interested in my life? If you are... well that's freaky. Leave me alone. Anyway I don't have anything to complain about/bore all my loyal readers out there (approx. 2) with.

Wow. I just realized I have absolutely nothing to say. It's-what?- around 11:00 and I just got this strange impulse to blog. Let's try that quote thing I mentioned before.

      “You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar.”

Who said it? Look it up. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out.

Is the purpose of a blog for me to discuss every detail of my life with you or am I supposed to pick some kind of random topic and write somewhat of an essay on it? An essay with less structure, more profanity, and politically incorrect of course.

What the hell- I'll go with the latter. http://www.zokutou.co.uk/randomword/ The first word I got was affair. Of course this could relate to a lot of things but what naturally comes to mind is a whorish man cheating on his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/significant other or vice versa. This makes me think about the people on Jerry Springer and Maury. Wow. Those people are just-wow. Actually I'm tired now so let's pick this up again tomorrow shall we?

Your homework is to find out who said the above quote. Also remove any/all Nickelback songs from your iPod/mp3 player/whatever you may have. Don't ask questions. Just do it. It's for your own good. One last thing, please tell me "what the hell is on joey's head?". Goos night class.

NICKELBACK SUCKS. (oh yeah what now gus?)

Nickelback fans- Don't yell at me. Go fuck yourself instead. Got a problem with this gayass blog? Don't read it genious.

Note To Self: If ever approached by a back-from-the-dead-after-getting-runover-by-a-truck 2 year old holding a scalpel - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HUG

There are lessons to be learned in Stephen King books. Just finished reading Pet Sematary. Get off the internet and read a book for a change losers... =)

So begins Day 2 of me being an official member of buzznet.com. All in all today was a good day, it went much better than my first day with myspace at least. There's still a lot of stuff I have to fix on here and a shitload of photos to upload. Well that's all for now. Oh and if anyone knows the names of any gay bars/clubs in Las Vegas I would really appreciate that. Don't even ask... lol.